If you tell a white male comedian he cannot say the N word

If you tell a white male comedian he cannot say the N word,
he's going to say "but I have a black friend!"

When you congratulate him on quantifying his ethnic friends,
like checked boxes in a census report, he will probably smile and say,
"ha, but it's not like that between the two of us!"

When he is finished patting himself on the back, he'll ask
when is it okay to make a rape joke. You'll say "hardly ever",
and he will keep pushing you until you
just don't want to talk about rape and comedy any more.

So you sort of break and want to say, "go ahead and tell rape jokes and
sling faggot and the N word and please do not forget to record the
uproarious laughter you receive and PLEASE do not forget
to thank me when you are awarded every award."

And he will boast, "exactly! Louis CK does all of that and he is
the greatest comedian of all time!" And when you scream,
"NOT EVERYONE IS LOUIS CK, AND YOU ESPECIALLY
ARE NOT LOUIS CK BECAUSE YOUR JOKES ARE BAD,
BESIDES, LOUIS CK IS PROBLEMATIC AT TIMES, TOO,
HE DOESN'T EXIST IN A CLOUD OF BLAMELESSNESS!"

He will inevitably say, "hey! I was joking! Calm down!"
and open up your damn fridge and take the milk out and
drink from the goddamn carton.

This will probably piss you the fuck off, which you
have every right to be. Just make sure you
don't give him a fucking cookie for his behavior.